I’m not sure how much I learned about karate from the Karate Kid, but my car detailing skills are extensive.

I’m feeling gregarious, but not particularly happy. My best guess is that I did the Neutron Dance incorrectly.

I continue to see uninformed people talk about foods that are organic, as if being organic in and of itself makes something healthy. Unrefined motor oil is organic. I still won’t drink it. Except for that one time.

Barry Manilow wrote hundreds of good songs. But he didn’t write “I write the songs.” I don’t believe in anything anymore.